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SOMEONE STOLE MY IDEA I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

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Yeah, well, I could've done it better. HRMPH.
I'm gonna go jump off a pier.

Dear Marie,

Owen died in a bunker too.
( Ich hege die Fuhrer )

I uploaded this to Youtube because no one else has.
Also because I watch this episode like every day and I never even knew this happened until like last week.
...And now I watch it twice a day.

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OWEN I LOVE YOU AND YOUR DEFUNCT BOWELS.

Now I'm going to write some fanfiction about you or something.

Do you know what would be fun?
Going to see "Twilight" with Owen.
We would bash the hormones outta that shit.

Since my F-List seems to like hearing about my dreams:

Last night I dreamt that Naoko and I had to go investigate some mysterious, spectral happenings in this big, rickety duplex in the ghetto of Chicago.
We were terribly afraid, and the foundations of the house were all crumbling and the floorboards were rotting away beneath our feet and there was ( Read more... )

Today at work I was seating a group of businessmen.
I lead them up to the sunroom, and, it being 72 degrees and cheerfully sunny, of course they had complaints about the amount of heat/sunlight plauging the room.
Shrugging it off, I began to hand out their menus and said, "If you want to fuck with the blinds, go for it."

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This conversation is documented for the LULZ:

Me: I think I'm just going to be Gwen for Halloween since I already dress like her anyway.

davidishot: Yeah. You could be. Though personally I think you should be a sexy nurse. For Owen.

Me: ..... a sexy nurse? For Owen? Okay waitaminute. Do you mean that in the sense of, since I'm a female and cannot pull ( Read more... )

The following is possibly the best sentence I have ever read in a fanfic in the history of sentences I have read in fanfics:

Owen was happily distracted by something dead and interesting

-From "Not What You're Thinking" by sam_storyteller